Monday, March 30, 2009

Guess Who's Coming To Lunch?

That's right google, you heard it here first. I'm coming to you tomorrow. We're going to discuss the whole "significant risk" claim in your home. 11:30 am, tomorrow, google dining room. Me, a few jappy broads from my temple (my wife included) and google. Duking it out over lobster. Yeah, you will be serving lobster and I will report about how you fed a bunch of jews lobster, even though it isn't kosher, because you're anti-semitic to go with evil and demonic and, when I leave? I'm taking a fucking truck load of gummy bears.

A fucking truck load so stock up motherfuckers.

See you tomorrow!


Laura said...

OH to be a fly on the wall... and if the ladies don't eat the lobster, I don't need kosher and will be glad to help.
We live on it here in New England.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

OH I'm a gummy bear...three times you can bite
send this to 'em..