If Charlie Sheen can spew forth a litany of incoherent, unconnected thoughts and concepts, so can I.
First, on the topic of Charlie, do we really need to boost his ego, further fueling his downward spiral, by watching as he rapidly unravels, turning himself from handsome pinup boy to Nick Nolte's crazier brother?
It was fun to watch for a minute but, like gore porn, there comes a time where you realize you have now moved beyond the norm and have entered dangerous territory.
Turn off your internet Charlie. That's how you win.