Saturday, February 14, 2009

Geoffrey Giraffe Kicks My Ass

I got head butted by Geoffrey today. I was walking into Toys 'R' Us with my son and as we walked into the store the fucking giraffe bent over and spun around and slammed that massive fucking cloth and hard foam head into my melon. How fucking humiliating is that? Head slammed by a fucking kid in a giraffe costume.

That's all for today

4 comments:

Aisha said...

i tried extremely hard not to laugh when i read that, i really did.
I failed.

Floogin McNoogin said...

head butted by a giraffe and you think you shouldn't laugh?

I'm a poet...

Laura said...

Would have paid to have a picture of it.

Crushed_X_Ice said...

Why didn't you just hoof em with your boot?
kidding...
I swear somewhere in life you lost the horseshoe that should be up your butt.