Tomorrow is surgery day. The first of two. After about 3 weeks, I'll need to have a second operation to remove a screw that will be inserted to hold the thumb in place. This means my vacation in Montauk is in jeopardy and I won't be able to get a waterproof cast for the first 3 weeks after the surgery.
This sucks but not as much as not being able to use my left hand in the manner I'm accustomed to.
I write with my right hand but I do almost everything else with my left so everything is going to be a chore. From eating to buttoning my pants, I'm going to be a complete disaster. On the bright side, I'll have a valid excuse for any piss stains on my pants. Masturbation, while rare as hell of late, is now a no go. I can't use my right for that. That'd be cheating. It would feel so immoral. So wrong.
Driving the Porsche is out. Can't hold the wheel while I shift.
It's a fucking disaster. A disaster I will detail here, provided I can fucking type.
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1 comment:
Looks to be an interesting few weeks. Consider me sympathetic.
Look on the bright side though! There will probably be some great stories that come from this!! :D
Trent :-)
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