That's right, three dimensional porn is heading your way and not just for the stupid fucks who purchased a tv for the home either. No, right now a Chinese dude is directing a 3D porn flick for Imax.
Giant motherfucking pop off the screen porn.
And I'm horrified by it.
Ok, so, first off, let me say the porn, like horror flicks and cartoons, is ideal for 3D. Why? The third dimension can make it all seem so real, so life like and people get off watching porn so the closer to being there and being a part of the scene the better. Now, that being said, does anyone need to duck lest they be chin slapped by a giant cock? Do we need to grimace and headfake a glob of jizz coming off the screen?
No, we don't.
What's worse is that this can, and invariably, will lead to 3D fetish porn and nobody and I mean nobody needs to see two girls, one cup in 3D.
Hustler is, apparently, making a 3D porn Avatar knockoff. That should be a fucking riot. I didn't see the original but those cheesy ass soft core knockoffs crack me up. I love Lord of the G Strings. I do. It's incredible on so many levels. Of course, I never saw Avatar and watching a bunch of green chicks fuck green dudes really doesn't seem appealing but it does have the potential to be so bad, so cheesy, so fucking stupid that folks will go to watch it, merely for the spectacle of it all. They'll show up in costume, moan with and groan with the on screen actors and shoot milk out of waterguns whenever a pair of tits are popping out of the screen and they'll act it out and find all kinds of ways to fuck with the audience and then some crazy fucker will start squirting jergins or, god help us, real jizz, at the audience during the big bukkake blow out finale.
It'll be the Saturday Night Event at all the theaters and, yes, I'll be there. Why wouldn't I? I loved going to Rocky Horror back in the day and I'll love going to this and, yes, I will probably be the dude shooting the goo at the audience because that'll be my way of showing them how disgusting they all are for sitting there wanking to a 3D green bitch.
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