Smell + ass + sweat. Those are the words that were put into a google search by an individual and those three words brought them to me. That's right, if you goggle smell ass sweat, my blog shows up in the results. How fucking sad is that?
This got me wondering where my visitors are coming from and how are they finding me. I know the majority of y'all are returning readers or members of a certain conspiracy and alternative news site but, still, the who and the how intrigues me. So, I checked out the data and here's what I found.
Someone reads my blog from Eckharts Trailer Hitch and Welding in California. I hope that, if I'm evern in California and my trailer hitch needs repair or I'm in dire need of some welding, that I'll be treated well by the fine folks at Eckharts.
Someone in Houston found me by googling "why do I love the smell of my own ass." Houston, we have a problem. That's one sick fuck out there.
While most of my visitors are from the US and Canada, I do have one hit coming from India. That makes me global.
Someone in Vegas, who visits quite a bit, has yet to learn the address, constantly googling my name to locate the blog. Bookmark the page Vegas, it'll make your life much easier.
There's a sick motherfucker in Kathmandu Nepal who googled "I fucked my grandson's ass brutally" and found my blog (second in results). VIVA NEPAL!! (credit if you know where that came from).
Twitter actually does bring people to me. Mental note, tweet this posting.
Seriously, Vegas, it isn't hard to memorize. flooginmcnoogin.blogspot.com. How many fucking times do you need to google the url before you memorize it or bookmark it?
17 States
4 Continents
8 Countries
I'm fucking spreading like the swine flu baby.
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9 comments:
the golden child
i all most shit my pants when i saw eckharts mentioned. i found you from the conspiracy web site. love the blog
I take it you're Eckhart -trailer hitch kings of the wild west?
Is it true, can the chrome be sucked off a traler hitch?
yep yep thats us lol !
i dont know about a trailer hitch but i know of a couple girls that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball.
not the type ya bring home to meet the dog
so, the next time I'm in need of a large mouthed classy woman, and a trailer hitch, can I come see you guys?
sounds good sir,its a sleep rendering crack smokin drive or a shity ass long flight,with the holding of gas and the dude drooling on yer neck as you try to watch the shity ass movie.
but ya come on down ill hook it up lol!
so how the hell did i get picked out,it freaked me out like oh shit im busted my boss is going to kill me haha
You forgot Andrew Jackson’s Big Block of Cheese with nary a macaroni in sight.
thanks amigo! great post!
Now all became clear, many thanks for an explanation.
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