That's right, I'm was fucking happy for two full days. For those that aren't aware, I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown of late. The post-tax season wind down never came. I went from the previously discussed nightmare right into the preparation of mortgage applications and coop board packages for an apartment I am trying to buy.
The process has been driving me crazy. The brokers are morons and, unfortunately, I'm doing this alone. My wife has offered to help, and she has been stellar in gathering whatever I ask her to gather but, at the end of the day, the pages of forms and schedules are my area of expertise so I'm doing them all.
To add to the misery, my secretary quit at the end of tax season. Apparently, having to work until 7:30, two days in a row, was too much for her to handle.
Anyway, back to my misery. I'm trying to run my business, gather all this paperwork, find a new secretary, and deal with being a husband and father and, honestly, it's not working for me any more.
My wife and my father both pointed out that I seemed to be on the verge of collapse, physically and mentally. My wife asked if, perhaps, I shouldn't get myself a vallium or two. I honestly don't know the answer to that.
That's how fucked up I am.
So, how did I have two glorious days?
All thanks to my children.