I'm Definitely Old

As my birthday approaches, I'm noticing how fucking old I feel of late.  The thumb has, finally, stopped aching whenever it rains and it no longer feels sore but, thankfully, I've got a slew of other odd aches and pains to offset the relief of not being achy in the thumb.

Doodie Doodie Doodie

We've all seen Caddyshack.  If you haven't, you shouldn't be reading this.  Go, watch the fucking movie, get a sense of humor and then you can return.  Anyway, the scene at the pool, when it's open to the caddie's is, by far, one of the funniest ever put on celluloid.  Sure enough, we had our poop in the pool moment at the water park.

It's been a long time

I know I haven't been coming here and adding my dazzling wit with any frequency.  Fuck frequency, I haven't been coming around and I actually miss it.  I'm not sure if it's the fan mail I get, or all the comments and responses or the accolades from other bloggers but I miss it all.

So, I'm going to make a concerted effort to return and update nobody with my life.  A lot has gone on, some of it kinda funny so, if I can find the time I shall regale you with the grossest vacation I've ever taken.

Two days in water park hell. 

Yes, we had a shit incident.

No, it wasn't mine.

More to come, I promise so, please, stop sending all that mail and posting all those messages.