Strange Dreams

Last week, my secretary dropped references to the movie Secretary a half dozen times.  So, it's only natural that, being the pig that I am, my mind started conjuring up all kinds of scenarios to explain her sudden interest in the movie.

These images have seeped into my dreams.

Stripper Punishment

Last night, I got a call from a friend.  He was in the city and wanted to get together.  I agreed to meet him, and another friend, for a few drinks.

A few drinks was an understatement.  I feel like death.